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  • Alonzo Mourning Accused of Hit-and-Run Car Crash While Driving Porsche
    By on July 25, 2011 | Comments Off  Comments

    ​A Miami art school student is set to file a lawsuit against Alonzo Mourning claiming that the former Heat star crashed his Porsche into the student’s car on the Julia Tuttle Causeway early Sunday morning before fleeing. Mourning did return to the scene, however, nearly an hour later in a separate car driven by his wife Tracy.


  • Orioles OF Adam Jones Detained While Entering Canada
    By on June 1, 2010 | Comments Off  Comments

    Baltimore Orioles outfielder Adam Jones was detained by Canadian immigration officials for a few hours Thursday night after he landed in Toronto for this weekend’s series. Mistaken for Pacman, perhaps?


  • Woman Crashes Car While Shaving Vag
    By on March 7, 2010 | Comments Off  Comments

    While on the way to Key West, Barnes sensed that her vaj wasn’t smooth enough, so she decided to shave it. The Thunderbird she was driving slammed into the back of another vehicle and she kept on going.


  • Neural Nets Make Art While High
    By on January 11, 2010 | Comments Off  Comments

    brilanon writes “Telepathic-critterdrug is a controversial fork of the open source artificial-life sim Critterding, a physics sandbox where blocky creatures evolve neural nets in a survival contest. What we’ve done is to give these animals an extra retina which is shared with the whole population. It’s extended through time like a movie and they can write to it for communication or pleasure. Since this introduces the possibility of the creation of (more…)

  • Man Breaks TV While Playing Wii on Home Shopping Network
    By on October 19, 2009 | Comments Off  Comments

    Skip to 5:00 — Oh, this is embarrassing. A man on the Home Shopping Network is demonstrating how much fun it is to play Wii Sports with one of those plastic tennis racket accessories.It all goes well until he raises his arm and goes for the serve…