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  • Denver Rejects UFO Agency To Track Aliens
    By on November 3, 2010 | Comments Off  Comments

    Republicans weren’t the only ones to win big yesterday. Aliens in The Mile-High City can breathe easier thanks to voters rejecting a plan to officially track them. From the article: “The proposal defeated soundly Tuesday night would have established a commission to track extraterrestrials. It also would have allowed residents to post their observations on Denver’s city Web page and report sightings.” Let the anonymous probings begin!


  • Denver Airport Overrun by Car-Eating Rabbits
    By on October 14, 2010 | Comments Off  Comments

    It turns out the soy-based wire covering on cars built after 2002 is irresistible to rodents. Nobody knows this better than those unlucky enough to park at DIA’s Pikes Peak lot. The rabbits surrounding the area have been using the lot as an all-you-can-eat wiring buffet. Looks like it’s time to break out The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch.

    Read more of this story at Slashdot.